Friday, 17 June 2005

Lifes Little Moments 1

Lifes little moments

Why is it that when your mobile phone rings, and its in your pocket, or sitting next to it, you can't hear it for toffee.

Yet, when its downstairs, in a trouser pocket discarded in the open washing machine, you can hear it clear as a bell, as it "cries" out for rescue!

Reasons to be Married 1

A woman can keep a single man from sinking all too quickly back into the barbarous ancestry we come from.

a woman is usually adaptable and upwardly mobile, whereas men seem to devolve to their neandrathal roots.

further proof that women are from another planet!